Free tool
Roast my chart
Three lines of honest grief from your real birth chart, and one kind word at the end. Birth date required. Time optional. Mercy not included.
What the roast is grounded in
A real chart. Your details go to the same ephemeris the Astrolo app uses, and the roast is built on what comes back. Your sun sign, your element balance, your tightest aspects. The jokes are aimed at real placements.
No capture. No account, no email, no watermark. This page does not save your birth details, and the roast never asks you to sign up to read it.
House limits. The roast serves a few charts per hour per person and takes a nap when the whole internet shows up at once. If it tells you to come back later, that is the truth.
made by Astrolo